when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing
checking my bank account is starting to feel a lot like checking my grades when i know i’m failing a class
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you